Once upon a time, I was returning home from a more-than-typical, tortuous Monday at the office. As I entered one of the five elevators in my apartment's lobby, I am joined by an unfamiliar resident. The doors close and I hit "13". The stranger hits "2". TWO?!? Turns out my fellow resident was not a stranger at all, I knew exactly the type of person he was. After deciding he was clearly the reason behind the slow elevators and my having to wait for seemly ever in the morning,
